Gondor

A large, hairy creature somewhat resembling a human. Commonly found in the mountainous regions of West Virginia, Gondors feast on beans and beef. Gondors are normally around eight feet tall and three hundred pounds.

Look at that Gondor!

by AGHM August 6, 2010

gonmon

An artist who can draw, but leeches ideas off of everyone else. Likes banging ugly sluts. Cannot be trusted.

Dude, did you see the size of gonmon's girlfriend's gaping hole? She must be riding the whole neighborhood!

by buckwheat3521 February 17, 2005

godjoey

To be an eternal virgin with no possible chance to get laid even if he pays for it.

Wow, that is sad... He is all godjoey and will never ever know the touch of a woman.

by The Truth-Sayer October 26, 2004

Gobjob

to suck a mans gob(penis) with the mouth, for sexual pleasure. In Turkey it is strictly performed by men on other men.

Ey ali give mehmet a gobjob and some tabouli

by world champion October 15, 2006

gongoloid

adjective. can be used to describe people, but at times events. a synergy of the words mongoloid and gong show, inferring an aberration of nature and willful tomfoolery.

That donkey show was totally gongoloid

by Gonzokopita April 3, 2009

Gonja Balls

When you smoke so much weed that you cannot have an orgasm during sex

Same as whiskey dick, but with marijuana

"That fat bowel of sticky weed I smoked before bangin', gave me a terrible case of gonja balls!"

Sean: I can't shoot my load...
Coleen: Why not dear, have you been tokin?
Sean: Yes! I must have a nasty case of gonja balls!

by m408 July 22, 2009

chocolate gondola ride

When a man or woman, defecates into another female's vagina.

Bob took Tina for a chocolate gondola ride last night.

by Jack D. Maddux May 29, 2007