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Definitions by m408

Bong Cider

An amber colored mixture consisting of 2/3 month old bong water that had been used 3 times daily, and 1/3 piss with a cigarette butt floating in the bottom
Usually put into an empty tea bottle

Like a good tequilla, bong cider's cigarette butt in the bottom is the worm

"That's not tea, it's a smelly bottle of bong cider!"

"It's the ultimate stink bomb..."
Bong Cider by m408 October 2, 2009

Gonja Balls 

When you smoke so much weed that you cannot have an orgasm during sex

Same as whiskey dick, but with marijuana
"That fat bowel of sticky weed I smoked before bangin', gave me a terrible case of gonja balls!"

Sean: I can't shoot my load...
Coleen: Why not dear, have you been tokin?
Sean: Yes! I must have a nasty case of gonja balls!
Gonja Balls by m408 July 22, 2009