duschlinger

A person who is so overwhelmingly a tool, that because of this they launch themselves upon oneself in an attempt to be your friend.

Dude is such a duschlinger he thinks he so fucking cool, why wont he just die all ready?

by capfund April 22, 2007

deusche fag

an uncommon slang term for an idiot

(playing paintball) wow that guy is the only one left on our team and he's just camping like a deusche fag.... we'll never win.

by chicagotribune February 16, 2009

Duchetard

When a person is or acts like a retard and duchebag at the same time.

Collin is a duchetard.

by not a duchetard November 11, 2009

Deuscheoisie

Deuschbags who are rich, participate in fraternity functions, and wear pink polo shirts.

"Chad's excellent pink shirt and rich parents have earned him a place in the social class of the Deuscheoisie"

by kevoneofmany May 4, 2010

dueche lord

Pretty much self explanatory.... (any "higher" being) of the dueches

Ex: how does one become such a dueche lord?

by MissGigiCain April 15, 2011

team douschebag

total tools for have no authority to call others tools.

hey, matt just called harry a tool. dude he pulled a team douschebag

by dramageek December 10, 2007

Dousche Quief

Dousche Quief: A dousche bag whos so stupid and nasty he can be a quief at the same time hence the word Douschequief

Tyler Seymour is a DouscheQuief

by Mhs Student October 6, 2004