dueche 

How a ditz spells "douche".

Ditz: You are a dueche.
Guy: You mean a douche, dumb ass.

dueche by deadheart September 7, 2010

Dueche Baggery 

A bunch of dueche bags doing their thing.

I was at the PTA meeting tonight and there was ample DUECHE BAGGERY afoot.

Dueche Baggery by Wolfballs September 30, 2009

dueche rocket 

being a deuche above all other dueches

That asshat is a real dueche rocket with his duechey ways

dueche rocket by docelch September 13, 2011

dueche bag 

1. Cunt Cleaner
2. Jerk
3. Fancy purse

1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."

2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"

3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"

dueche bag by MojoMagic November 7, 2007

Dueche Nugget 

1.Someone who does not have the mental capacity to perform normal human functions. Basically this person can be described as a retard.
2.Someone who is an asshole to everyone, and nobody likes them. Most people would just call them a "dueche"; however, this person is usually short in nature, hence the "nugget" part.

1. "Stop being a dueche nugget James and lets get going, you are always late!"
2. "James is being an ass, he's such a dueche nugget"

Dueche Nugget by PDJ May 8, 2008

dueche nozzle 

A slightly more severe than duechebag since the nozzle is actually the part of the dueche apparatus doing the dirty work. Coined by Adam Corolla.

Joey Jack is a fucking dueche nozzle.

dueche nozzle by Davey M. March 18, 2003

dueche lord 

Pretty much self explanatory.... (any "higher" being) of the dueches

Ex: how does one become such a dueche lord?

dueche lord by MissGigiCain April 15, 2011