dueche

How a ditz spells "douche".

Ditz: You are a dueche.
Guy: You mean a douche, dumb ass.

by deadheart September 7, 2010

duech

asshole; meany; not-nice person

way to be a duech, duech.

by kendra avinger August 19, 2008

Dueche Baggery

A bunch of dueche bags doing their thing.

I was at the PTA meeting tonight and there was ample DUECHE BAGGERY afoot.

by Wolfballs September 30, 2009

dueche rocket

being a deuche above all other dueches

That asshat is a real dueche rocket with his duechey ways

by docelch September 13, 2011

dueche bag

1. Cunt Cleaner
2. Jerk
3. Fancy purse

1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."

2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"

3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"

by MojoMagic October 22, 2007

Dueche Nugget

1.Someone who does not have the mental capacity to perform normal human functions. Basically this person can be described as a retard.
2.Someone who is an asshole to everyone, and nobody likes them. Most people would just call them a "dueche"; however, this person is usually short in nature, hence the "nugget" part.

1. "Stop being a dueche nugget James and lets get going, you are always late!"
2. "James is being an ass, he's such a dueche nugget"

by PDJ May 8, 2008

dueche nozzle

A slightly more severe than duechebag since the nozzle is actually the part of the dueche apparatus doing the dirty work. Coined by Adam Corolla.

Joey Jack is a fucking dueche nozzle.

by Davey M. March 19, 2003