duchetard 

when some one is being a duche in a retard way

duchetard: hey i just f'ed ur mom
not a duchetard: man you are being such a duchetard you duchetard

duchetard by rawr rawr steven November 6, 2009

Duchetard 

When a person is or acts like a retard and duchebag at the same time.

Collin is a duchetard.

Duchetard by not a duchetard November 11, 2009

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

douchetard by Mr. X April 4, 2005

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

"Tucker Bush is a fuckass douchetard"

Fuckass Douchetard by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007

social douchetard 

a socially challenged person with douchey traits

Polly is a douche with no social skills.

Therefore Polly is a social douchetard.

social douchetard by thesmoothoperator June 16, 2010

Douchenard 

Noun - 1. A word used to describe a fairly attractive, yet somewhat gayish, young male, known for his infidelity.
2. A tool who is difficult to socialize with.
3. Someone who keeps the man code.
4. A male cheerleader.

That guy on Tool Academy is a total Douchenard.

Douchenard by ewgross April 8, 2010