duschlinger

A person who is so overwhelmingly a tool, that because of this they launch themselves upon oneself in an attempt to be your friend.

Dude is such a duschlinger he thinks he so fucking cool, why wont he just die all ready?

by capfund April 22, 2007

Dürschlingerhaükabeitus

An undiagnosed ailment typically used to avoid sharing or shutdown conversations with unwanted strangers.

Stranger: “What’s that crap on your lip?”

You: “I got that Dürschlingerhaükabeitus. You should probably stand over there.”

Or

Stranger: “May I borrow your chapstick?”

You: “No way, bro. You got that Dürschlingerhaükabeitus.”

by Gemstone July 11, 2020

dischinger

a nice,friendly,and sometimes lazy. they have lots of friends and never break apart. love everyone nomader who they are.

dischinger tall beast friendly loveable

by sticky gummy bear October 15, 2011