Doctor Octopus

Mad scientist archenemy of the superhero Spider-Man; originated in Amazing Spider-Man #3. Named because his powers consist of four robotic tentacle-like arms, which were welded to his body in a laboratory accident. Played by actor Alfred Molina in the second Spider-Man movie. A much better supervillain than Venom, in my opinion.

All superheroes have archenemies: Superman has Lex Luthor, Batman has the Joker, and Spider-Man has Doctor Octopus.

by The Master Planner February 25, 2009

Doctor Octagonapus

How idiots spell "Doctor Octogonapus".

Person A: Have you seen the Lazer Collection!?
Person B: Yeah, I have... I like Doctor Octagonapus the best lol
Person A: It's F*ING SPELLED "OCTOGONAPUS"!!! With an O, not an A!!!

by haiyyu October 29, 2011

sexy doctor's appointment

a hand job given when the man is completely naked and the woman is fully clothed

I was hoping for a blow job, but I'll take a sexy doctor's appointment.

by Gus Polinski July 31, 2009

I Need A Doctor

Newest raw ass song with sick vid' because of Dre being such a beast. Skylar's lyrics with Em's usual flow = so sick

Please, I Need A Doctor

by Timeasylums March 23, 2011

doctori

A term used by asian parents meaning to study medicine.
What asians aspirate for.

Buddi 1: Mera Bacha doctori karda
Woman 1:My son is studying medicine
Buddi 2:Acha mera engieenier a
Woman 2:Really! My son is an engineer
Buddi 1:Wa
Woman 1:Wow

by chonkydaar December 30, 2008

Doctors Interview

Giving your boss the excuse of a doctors appointment when actually going to a job interview.

Employee: Has anyone seen Dan today?
Boss: He said he had doctors appointment, but it sounds to me like a "doctors interview".

by Loofy July 27, 2013

doctors excuse

A handy printable document that can get you out of life's most horrific situations

"Yo bro -- I need a doctors excuse because I went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school. Know where I can get one?"

"Yeah brah, just hit up bestfakedoctornotes.com and print one out."

by CharlesMacneil August 28, 2013