crumptin

A fat old man who is taking a dump on your front lawn.

"Mommy, what is that old man doing on our front lawn?"
"He is being a crumptin today"

by mr. Mc doont December 11, 2008

chumptard

tejota, a.k.a. "dutchboy" (someone worse than a bonafide douchebag)

If you complelty dominate someone at something they cease to be who they are and become a complete chumptard, e.g. When playing madden 08 I make my chumptard cry because i beat him so bad, but the real reason he cries is because his vagina is so sandy and he has come to the inevitable realization that he is now a chumptard!

by billfrombaghdad August 31, 2007

Crump Special

Gin and tonic, the drink choice of champions. Respected the world over and enjoyed responsibly, The Crump Special is the embodiment of taste and refinement.

"I'll have a Crump Special!"

by Archimedes Torquemada October 30, 2008

Cumptits

A fine mist of jizz on the bosoms before breakfast!

I gave her a case of cumptits this morning!

by daixso January 16, 2011

Crumple Your Donkey

Phrase used in place of "Burst your bubble" or "Rain on your parade."

Phil: Yay! Tacos for lunch today!
Clyde: I'd hate to crumple your donkey, but they changed today's lunch to creamed spinach.

by MpegEVIL June 6, 2011

Crumpin

a very gay dance that clowns use to get sex

the clown was crumpin when he was bangin the girl

by stan April 12, 2006

crumpled

Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.

That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.

by Brosti December 24, 2005