Dutchboy

A haircut.

The girl had a Dutchboy haircut as a kid.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Dutchboy

The act of microwaving ones shit, and throwing it at someone.

Guy 1 - I'm going to microwave my shit and throw it at him!!!!!
Guy 2 - You mean your'e going to Dutchboy that faggot?

by LtMcnooby October 27, 2011

The Dutchboy

1. The act of using your finger to cover the penis hole of someone who is just about to cum.
2. The act of pressing two penis' together, hole-to-hole, as both are about cum.

I was about to finish but she pulled The Dutchboy on me. Now my dick hurts.

by TheseThingsHappen March 14, 2011

Martino Dutchboy

A man named Martino of the Dutch nationality who thoroughly enjoys to be donkey punched while screaming "mMmMm yahhh" and orgasming simultaneously with the 3 Dutch Dykes.

I eat Martino Dutchboy for lunch.

by antonius April 9, 2003

Martino Dutchboy

One who enjoys licking the crevaces of the foreskin

I gave Martino Dutchboy a big fat Donkey Punch.

by Big Ball Sally April 9, 2003

little dutch boy

Using your finger to stop a turd from popping out as you run to the toilet. Derived from the legend of a little dutch boy using his finger to plug a hole in a dike to prevent a flood.

No more chili before road trips for me! I had to skip prairie doggin and go straight to little dutch boy at the last truck stop.

by DefineThisBro November 22, 2015

dutch boy

A male who with a lot of lesbian friends.

See also dyke, fag hag.

John, being a well known dutch boy, doesn't get the harsh treatment most other men get at that dyke bar.

by Eli the Bearded December 9, 2003