Cracker

An unsweetened biscuit.
Ha!

Dya want cheese on your cracker.

by Hesaid July 24, 2003

Cracker

A male or female who appears to be or is knowingly strung out on hard drugs.

"Dude look at that cracker she's a flipping mess."

"Cracker ass bitch can't even stand up"
"No Im not giving you any money broke ass Cracker"

by Twism108 February 18, 2017

nigga-ass-cracker

Your homie who is a cracker, but he's such a brotha you call him a nigga.

yo that cracker is such a brotha. He is a nigga-ass-cracker.

by Rez-a-wan August 11, 2011

Crackerphobia

When you are afraid of all the crackers aka white people because they are always shooting up schools.

Guy 1: Why do you crackerphobia?
Guy 2: Because hunter shot up the school

by gangbanghangtang May 21, 2019

Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011

Cracker

A settler of the state of florida.

A food item.

Mmm these crackers are good.

by Sunioncarrot11 May 2, 2011

Graham Cracker

1: See iPod Nano.

2: A cracker made of graham.

My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers May 4, 2006