crap ass nannie

An unappeasable Italian grandma. No matter how hard to try for her to accept your German girlfriend

u still a'no good

Grandson: hi Nannie I love you I get good grades in school

Crap ass Nannie: ayyyye a fungula u a'no good why u no use'a u brain

Grandson: thanks Nannie

by Prick100 July 26, 2014

Crap Trapped

Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.

(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."

by Duece79 September 2, 2016

Capri-Sun manoeuvre

When she sticks a straw in your dick hole and you use it to pee in her mouth.

She thought sticking a strw in my dick is gonna hurt me but I Capri-sun manoeuvre her.

by Fluidic_Poduzetnik December 13, 2018

Caprislytherslut

A Capricorn+Slytherin+Slut.

Used as a dirty humour.
Best used in RP!

You're my favourite Caprislytherslut!

by FiendCurls September 24, 2020

Capri-Sun Funland

A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!

Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.

"Capri-Sun Funland - can't wait! Next stop, the water slide!"

by Sussy Bazinga September 21, 2022

Capristan

A surname modified from the italian one Capristo.

My fictional's character surname is Capristan. It sounds really elegant!

by kenn_sugusjeje December 8, 2022

victory crap

A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.

"As soon as I got home from church camp I spent two hours in the shitter taking a victory crap!

by buster7 March 10, 2007