james cortez

An amazing fucking guy. He's a beast at everything he does. He's the sexiest dude in the world. Guys wanna be like him and girls wanna be with him. But he's already taken by an amazing girl named Dawn Henzon Valbuena. Soooo every other girl should just back off or his girlfriend will probably kill you lol.

Girl 1: is that James Cortez!?!

Girl 2: Yes it is! Oh my gosh I love him!!!

Girl 3: Uhmmmm.. y'all better back off. His girlfriend will cuuut you.

by BLLR21 February 1, 2014

horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

Cortezed

Underpaying a drug dealer by only five dollars but as a result being fucked in the ass by the leader of the drug ring in your area. Literally.

We forgot to pay only five bucks and as a result was forced to watch my friend be cortezed.

by NaughtyGreyhound317 August 6, 2012

Cherry coated Flavor Nugget

When a man is eating and woman out and she is on her period and then burps up a blood clot in her face.

Man: "Burp"!!!!
Woman: Oh, NOOOOO! You just cherry coated flavor nuggeted all over my FACE!!!

by KatieRed October 19, 2007

Corned

The term for boasting after your cornhole team just threw all 4 bags in the hole, winning the game.

Matt: Marija just dropped all four bags in.

Kyle: Yeah we just got corned.

by FollowGuyInc August 15, 2011

above and beyond the coated

in hebrew slang - means a great success, far more than what you imagined

my grade is above and beyond the coated

by Naomi March 14, 2005

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Probably the dumbest member of Congress, who wants to ban cars, cows, cops, planes, and border patrol.

Did you see the new Instagram video where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezcalled cauliflower racist?

by Actual Patriot September 9, 2021