nuggeted

While at school, you must steal a persons backpack. Take out all their books. Then you must inside out the back pack. Then you put their books back in a zip it back up. The end product resembles a nugget. The rule is if you get nuggeted, you must carry it to your next class like a nugget.
Chris and Greg nuggeted Taylor while he fell asleep during a world geography video.
by nuggetmasterX March 13, 2010
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nuggeted

to take one's backpack and make it inside out with all the books in the inside... Zipper and and all
I nuggeted poss's backpack 11.6.06!
by Pete Sholley November 06, 2006
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nuggeted

to get hit directly in the eye with a Chicken McNugget.
hey, remember that time we took Mello to the e.r. at 3am after she got nuggeted?
by homer d. poe December 23, 2007
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nuggeted

The past tense of grabbing onto ones' "nuggets" for an extended period of time, and ripping until ones' shorts are bloodied.
Man, that crazy Sooner Deacon really nuggeted that UT fan. Someone should really lock him up forever. I mean man nuggets are crucial to sustaining the human race!!!
by T-Russ October 02, 2007
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nuggeted

To convey the end of a romantic entanglement by means of excrement. The nuggeter leaves the nuggetee unflushed turd nuggets in the toilet rather than breaking up using traditional means such as text messages or Post-It notes. The nuggetee thus becomes nuggeted.
This really sucks. My hamster just died and I think I'm gonna get nuggeted by this chick I've been seeing.
by owningThis February 05, 2010
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Nuggeting

v.

1. To turn someone's backpack inside out without them becoming aware of the deed.

Steps:
1. Steal a person’s or multiple people’s backpack(s) without alerting the backpack's owner(s) and/or legal guardian(s).

2. Remove the contents from the backpack's main compartment. *On almost all models of backpacks the main compartment is the largest compartment, and often the easiest to “nugget”.

3. Once the main compartment is empty, turn the backpack inside out. *Backpacks with back pads seem to cause trouble so don't be afraid to place your foot on the bottom of a backpack and kick inward. If done correctly the backpack will give in and turn inside out. *WARNING: Standing up in a classroom environment and kicking a backpack may cause unwanted attention from classmates, teachers, and worst of all the “nugget” victim(s). So try to be as covert as possible.

4. If you’re doing a basic nugget, place the backpack’s original contents in the “new” main compartment, place the shoulder straps inside, zip it back up, and leave a note if you so desire. *Be gentle with the victim’s belongings, if nothing is damaged most teachers will at worst give you only a warning since nothing was actually damaged.

5. Now return either the victim’s “nuggeted” bag to the location where you first found it or go the extra mile and hide it from the victim. *In the best case scenario the victim won’t become aware that his/her backpack is missing until the dismissal bell rings, so he’ll/she’ll have to walk to the next class while holding a “nugget” in his/her arms. When other classmates see the victim they’ll immediately know what has happened and erupt into laughter causing even more embarrassment for the victim.

Now, if you really want to outdo yourself and impress every girl in school you must pull off a “Super Nugget”. Do steps 1 and 2 but instead of placing the items from the main compartment back in, keep them out. Now try to place the entire backpack in the smallest compartment. If you’re unable to do so on the first attempt, remove items from another compartment(s) (some backpack models have a secondary compartment that are almost as large as the main compartment) and finish what you have started! A “Super Nugget” may sound easy to the novice “nuggeter” because you don’t need to place the victim’s belongs back in, but what happens to his/her belonging? Yeah, you’re now stuck with them and a huge stack of books and miscellaneous crumpled papers is a big sign of a “nugget” going down in the area so keep it together, and don’t give up!

(If the pack's owner spots you and you have yet to complete the nugget, don't stop, you're no good if you can't take a little pressure.)
Nuggeting is a lifestyle not a hobby!
- P. Diddy.
by ChuckThunder December 09, 2004
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Nuggetness

Superior nuggets which nugget with extreme nugget.
Nuggetness...Jordan you should consider watching boku no hero academia. :)
by Not Mitchell O'Beef January 07, 2019
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