Cock Roach

A creepy individual who is constantly propositioning for sex from a male, and uses vulgar ways to get their point across. Like Cockroaches (the bug) an advance by Cock Roach is never wanted and usually comes at a bad time or in an unexpected location.

I was minding my own business at the coffee shop when this Cock Roach came over and offered to give me a hand job!

by PhanLahmp July 15, 2019

got me dead. dead as a cacaroach

an inside joke that was created on TikTok and means something is really funny.

Did you hear what she just said? Got me dead. Dead as a cacaroach.

by ih8myslf November 19, 2020

Clockroaches

Employees who spend most of their day watching the clock instead of doing their jobs.

My coworkers are such clockroaches today.

by Chad McAfee April 23, 2008

Cocktoucher

Male who loves to grasp the cock in such a way that gives both sender and receiver pure pleasure/excitement/ecstasy.

Kyle Poss is a great example of a cocktoucher.

by Mister Rigght March 26, 2009

Cockroast

The act of placing a penis on a barbeque grill, and then performing oral sex on the slightly roasted penis

Jessica - Honey, all that barbeque food made me really hungry for a nice cockroast..please?

Sam - Not on my burnt penis u wont!..ok maybe just a bit then.

by Lilpds July 28, 2010

cocknacho

The word "Cocknacho" has two forms:

It can be used as an insultive noun to describe a person or thing that one finds displeading.

It can also be used as an adjective. (rarely)

Noun: "Man....Jared is such a cocknacho."

Adjective: "Jesus, Jared, that was a pretty cocknacho thing to do."

by jackboots November 10, 2004

CockRocket

Not a compliment. A cock rocket is a person who has risen through the ranks of the asschiefs and has earned the title of "Cock >.>". The "Rocket" part comes in when the dirty hobnocker starts firing shit off from his or her mouth(s) like they are better than you. Jabberjaw much?

Guy: Aww fuck, rejected again...Today isnt my day.
Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!

by RaffleWaffle April 22, 2009