bollocks

British Slang for damn.

My car was stolen! Bollocks!

by Pee in the park June 7, 2005

ho shit fuck cunt ass bollocks fuck

1. Hoes that fuck shit cunt bollcks bastard arserape shitty fuck faggot rendering pug fucking cunt beastiality child melasting ball sucking motherfucker, anus cleaning, take your cock out of my German shepard.

2. A small village in North Wales, with the highest population percentage who have been conveticed for beastiality.

1. Fuck off you ball sucking ho shit fuck cunt ass bollocks fuck slag whore motherfucker, it was shit I'm not paying you.

2. Shall we go to hoshitfuckcuntassbollocksfuck for a holiday?

by Chris Hoyle/Henry Beech March 26, 2005

bollocky bill

see definition gobshite!

come ere yer little bastard ye, yer a fucken bollocky bill ye are.

by bill hahaha! May 9, 2005

bollocky bollocky bollock-chops

English term for something that is extreme bullshit.

Crust:"Bollocky bollocky bollock-chops!!"

by Chris - The Her May 4, 2005

bollock wings

When a male puts on a thong and places a testicle out of both sides.

"I put on my girlfriends thong last night, and I had proper bollock wings last night. I'm telling ya, boyeeee!"

by woosh May 5, 2006

Bollock Heavy

Used to describe a place,usually a pub, bar or nightclub in which the there is a distinctly higher proportion of males than females.

John and Rob approach the door to the local late licensed bar.

John : Should be a good night tonight, I'm mullered!
Rob : This place is usually pretty easy to pull in too.
John : Bring it on!!!

John and Rob enter the establishment bypassing the quizical looking bouncer.

John : Err....can't see much crumpet in here...It's rammo!
Rob : Looks a little Bollock Heavy to me aswell.
John : Fuck it, fancy a kebab??!

by Silks August 9, 2006

bollock yogurt

fluid from one's balls

why's there bollock yogurt on the floor?

by sac March 20, 2004