Booger Water

Post nasal drip or mucus that finds its way to the mouth. Original use 12/3/2013

3 year old daughter coughing in the back seat of car

Mom: Are you okay?
Daughter: Hurry, Mom, Hurry! I have to get this booger water out of my mouth!

by IOP Fun Words December 4, 2013

Booty Boogers

The leftover poop left on your ass that has the same consistentcy of a booger, it's usually found after scratching your asscrack, and could be rolled or flicked... Just like a Booger!

John scratched his ass crack and had "Booty Boogers" on his fingers

by Two guys and a BURB! November 2, 2016

ass booger

see "dingle berry"

I thought I wiped pretty good, but dang if I didn't have an ass-booger or two left-over!

by bait April 1, 2004

boogers

bunch of stuff under the nose

hey look at dem boogers

by sergio gregory October 15, 2003

professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

Booger Eater

Nickname created by ESPN Radio host Colin Cowherd targeted at Wrestling Fans. Nothing more immature than a middle aged man calling a group a people "booger eaters".

Colin Cowherd: Wrestling Fans are nothing but booger eaters.
Me: I'm a wrestling fan and I've never eaten a booger since I was 10. I wouldn't call anyone a booger eater with your face. It looks like you've been eating boogers for the past 40 years!

by BMAC4395 July 7, 2011

Pussy Boogers

Small globs of toilet paper in the vagina resulting from not wiping thoroughly.

Could you please remove those pussy boogers before I eat?

by roberto September 18, 2003