Rei batsubami

Perfection.

Omg its rei batsubami. Shes perfect.

by M1n1 December 27, 2020

big fatty boom batty

A smokable containing the herbs of life, rolled to the size of giant tampon or baseball bat.

1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later.

by Mr.E.Man January 16, 2007

left-handed batsman

A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.

A gay man, an uphill gardener.

That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!

by Sumo December 14, 2006

batty boys

boys who take it in the chum (rectum) when they want to and pleasure it.

Jason and Nathan are batty boys who get each other in the chum and whinge and bitch about it.

by almighty hallsy July 8, 2006

batshit crazy

someone who has absolutely nothing to lose. batshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude and activities. a regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. a batshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely. in order to be truly batshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things every and still return safely.

crazy: throw a brick through your window

batshit crazy: throw a brick through your window, call the cops, wait for them to arrive, tell them what they did, and still get away.

by maximushyrule June 16, 2008

Bats in the Cave

When I was growing up: "Bats in the Cave" is when you spread a guy's shitter so you can buttfuck him but he's got a load of black dingleberries hangin' from his asshairs.

I was about to do damage to Pete's anus, but damn that dude had about a hundred hangers jangling in the wind: Bats in the Cave, dude. STANK.

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 26, 2008

Follow Batty

A person who follows you around like a shadow and does what you do.

Eh boi yuh a wey yuh a follow mi fa? Yuh a follow batty.

by Anessap November 10, 2009