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blasty blast

Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian
by renee rodriguez September 23, 2006
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blast rag

The piece of material like a wash cloth or a sock a male ejaculates into when masterbating.
Eric would ejaculate into his blast rag in order to diminish the clean up proccess after masturbating.
by Ganymede1533 December 29, 2006
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best drink in existance.
Take the juice form one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady oders of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully.
Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
by annon. February 9, 2004
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put on blast

to put someones secrets and personal business in the spotlight without them being willing.
In class my damn teaher told my grade to the class. She put all my shit on blast!
by Aaron November 21, 2003
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Cab Blast

Finger banging a chick in a Taxi Cab with your buddy sitting beside you trying not to watch - Usually on the way home after drinking excessively.
"He really Cab Blasted that chick with the Dooch beside him..."
by Boumeester April 6, 2006
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blactor

noun -- an actor of african-american descent who is placed, often un-fittingly, into a predominantly white movie or television show so that other african-americans cannot argue said movie or show is racist.
Tyrone -- Man this cracker show is racist...all the main characters are white!!

Greg -- No its not. Look, the cashier is black.

Tyrone -- Dude's just a blactor!
by viennatime July 22, 2010
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Netto Blaster

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
by Mu Cow February 11, 2008
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