Boumeester's definitions

Fire Blast

Fingering a girl after eating spicy food (Wings, tabasco etc.) and accidentally forgetting to wash your hands.
The Catch is that you actually think that you're amazing due to the screaming until she tells you that it burns uncontrollably - then you do the math and figure it all out.

I accidentally Fire Blasted my girlfriend last night...

Really?

Yeah, we were sitting there after i downed a dozen pickled eggs covered in Tobasco Sauce...

Her: Ooohhhh my godddd owwww
Him: Yeah wow is right you love it
Her: No it burns
Him: Oh woops...
Her: Woops what?
Him: Never mind Baby...

by Boumeester June 11, 2006

Cab Blast

Finger banging a chick in a Taxi Cab with your buddy sitting beside you trying not to watch - Usually on the way home after drinking excessively.

"He really Cab Blasted that chick with the Dooch beside him..."

by Boumeester April 6, 2006

Dooch

An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.

you really “Dooched” that story.

by Boumeester April 19, 2006