zootallures

Getting incredibly intoxicated and then mercilessly kicking people out of a party or a chatroom and then locking the door/channel and passing out in a drunken stupor, awakening to an empty room and teary complaints from those abused.

"Wtf!? I can't get back inside. :*( The door's locked!"
"I knw. He did a ZootAllures"

by Neon_Angel April 27, 2008

Zoogasm

Dropping your load during a visit to the Zoo. Preferably right in front of the Panda Exhibit.

Dan: Those fuzzy balls of Panda just gave me a Zoogasm!
Earl: Dude- go clean yourself off

by holy crap im cool July 9, 2009

zootaphile

A lover of people dressed in animal suits

Ashley was a keen zootaphile and very much enjoyed trying to shag the animalia characters at Disneyland.

by Andrew / Auckland July 21, 2005

zootspace

The space in which one would "zoot" or somewhere that one would smoke a joint or spliff

Yo Woadie we gunna meet up at the zootspace later?

by Tom Tucker's Mistress January 12, 2018

Zootaloo

Zootaloo- is used when something good happens or something of joy.

Zootaloo he’s coming over!!

by Thejuanandonlyps November 30, 2018

Zootality

When you are so zooted that you pass out.

Jay: “Dude, Jack got so drunk he passed out on the couch.”

Owen: “Zootality.”

by T-Bottle October 6, 2023

Crasman Zoobas

The best

“Oh look! Its Crasman Zoobas! I wish I was as cool as her”

by CrasmanZoobasfan385272 May 3, 2021