Wazzer

An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.

Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.

by Warren McTeeth July 18, 2009

wazzerk

A wazzerk is a colloquial term used in Lancashire for a sheep's head. Sheep are considered to be quite stupid as they are known to follow blindly the sheep in front of it. Therefore someone who is acting like a brainless idiot or a pillock could be called a wazzerk in Lancashire. Alternative spelling is wazzock. In 1981 Tony Capstick released a humorous single called 'Capstick Comes Home' where we here the word wazzerk being used.

Don't be so stupid you parrot-faced spawny eyed wazzerk.

Stop acting like a wazzerk.

by Bolton Cowboy November 6, 2015

wruzzer

A cool dude who will emote you with pepegas and can converse entirely with memes.

Sign language people are some of the best wruzzers!

by Knightshyft October 4, 2022

Wizzer

A car or motorcycle.

"Alright mate , You seen my new wizzer ? Bought it yesterday."

by APRILIAKTM150 June 7, 2017

Take a wazzer

Slang for "Urinate"

"Pause the tape for a minute. I gotta take a wazzer."

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

shake my wizzerm

a term used to express the need for a male to urinate or pee.

Wooo weee! After seven Captain and diets I gots to shake my wizzerm!

by Nizzy A Dizzy August 13, 2008

mazzer wazzer hob

a person who gets up in the evry tuesday morning to get a nose job!

my freind abbie <=witch nose c= darn big nose @= abbies nose L= long posh nose all of these are mazzer wazzer hob noses.

by wild-child-lily May 17, 2010