Dr. Witinok

A 8th grade science teacher that is obsessed with rocks. Has very hard punishments. No one really knows how old she is, but it is estimated that she is over 200. Her worst nightmare is that one of here rocks breaks

Person A: guess what we did in science today in Dr. Witinok's class

Person B: Learned about rocks?

Person A: Yeah!
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Person A: did you know that Dr. Witinok sleeps with a piece of Granite?

Person B: No but I can believe that.
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by personthatgoestoschool June 5, 2011

Fair Witness

A "Fair Witness" is a fictional profession in the book "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert A. Heinlein. In the book, Fair Witnesses were individuals trained to see the world around them, as literally as possible, until sensed (see/hear/smell/taste/touch) otherwise.

Another way to describe it would be someone that takes all things sensed as literal as possible & have no reason to believe what they just sensed will remain that way when they are no longer sensing them (seeing/tasting/etc.)

An excerpt from the book itself, where the character referenced as "Anne" is an off-duty Fair Witness:

Jubal to Jill: "Even Cavendish did not--at least he won't say so. You know how Fair Witnesses behave."

Jill: "Well...no, I don't. I've never met one."

Jubal to Jill: "So? ANNE!"

Anne was on the springboard; she turned her head. Jubal called out, "That house on the hilltop--can you see what color they've painted it?"

Anne looked, then answered, "It's white on this side."

Jubal went on to Jill: "You see? It doesn't occur to Anne to infer that the other side is white, too. All the King's horses couldn't force her to commit herself...unless she went there and looked--and even then she wouldn't assume that it stayed white after she left."

by ZoLatKam April 2, 2014

Boyfriend without benefits

Being treated as if you were a boyfriend in all the emotional ways, but not in the physical ways

Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."

by gtbarry November 19, 2007

Witrospect

To look back on or contemplate on a past humorous situation and realize a more witty comment to have said.

When my wife asked me "Does this dress make me look fat?"
I said "No, honey."

In witrospect, I should have told her "No honey, the fat makes you look fat." To produce laughter amongst the guys.

by [B]Saint June 9, 2008

winona discount

one has received the winona discount on an item when it is shoplifted

It's o.k. I didn't spend a bundle on it; I took the winona discount.

by the destroyer October 30, 2003

A night without armor

The act of having sex without a condom, especially with the singer-songwriter Jewel.

Etymology: Jewel's 1998 poetry collection, A Night without Armor

Anthony Kiedis: How was the concert last night?

Flea: Sick. I hooked up with Jewel!

AK: Did you use a rubber?

Flea: Nah, dude, it was a night without armor.

by tanguy22 May 5, 2011

Netflix and Chill without the chill

Who says two bros can't get together and watch a little Grey's Anatomy without the preconception of sex? Netflix and Chill without the chill is the simple yet classic act of two people getting together to watch Netflix and relax.

NETFLIX AND CHILL WITHOUT THE CHILL // "Without the chill. But still cool"

Bro 1: "Hey man! want to come over for a little Netflix and Chill without the chill?"
Bro 2: "aww no dude I'll pass on this one. I think your great and all that jazz but I'm a straight man."
Bro 1: "Oh no dude this is a chill free Netflix experience. Without the chill. But still cool"
Bro 2: "Oh well in that case, lets get cracking! I heard the new season of The Bachelor is up there!"

by Gregarious June 30, 2016