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March WaterCar 

It looks like a late model Camaro convertible. It has a Subaru WRX motor IN BACK. It has FRONT WHEEL DRIVE. It is BOTH a car and a boat. Best of all, IT IS REAL and you can BUY one.
I don't need to rent a spot at the marina to go boating. I don't need a truck and trailer to go boating. I just drive my March WaterCar to the public access, drive into the water, and start boating.
March WaterCar by Vet Man May 31, 2006
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Any supporter of Operation Iraqi Freedumb.
Fuck wartards. Those wartards are shitting in their own nest, but they're shitting in ours too.
wartard by author December 20, 2006

watchtard 

A person who loves watches so much he is affected mentally by it. Hours are spent researching watches, then hours are spent boring all is friends with his knowledge. Priorities become skewed as this person starts neglecting life in search of the perfect watch.
My homey got fired from work for browsing watches online all day, what a watchtard.
watchtard by chubby chan December 16, 2016

Kentucky Waterboarding 

When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.
I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.

verbal waterboarding 

The act of spewing thoughts, ideas and beliefs upon others forcefully, repeatedly, and without end.
I can't get a word in the conversation; he's constantly verbal waterboarding.

waterboarding sex 

A sexual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing " doggystle" position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman's face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. Not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner during intercourse.
Rodbey was having waterboarding sex with Sage and decided to ask her who she's been texting while he turned up the water and tightned the towel.

Waterparks

Waterparks is an amazing band and there most recent album is greatest hits.
Waterparks is an amazing band with Great songs
Waterparks by 💙Larry💚 September 4, 2021