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Gullible fool, or Village Idiot, with elements of pomposity.
He's a right daft wassock, thinks he knows it all but he can't tell cabbage from turnip!
wassock by freswith December 2, 2004
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extremely massive (meaning very big); so massive that the m has been inverted. used when 'massive' just isn't enough to describe the sheer enormity of something.
"the universe is wassive"
wassive by grippa November 1, 2005
That kid is so Wassim.
wassim by Anonymous August 29, 2003
Wassie, wasserpest

A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays.

How the creator himself describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"
WTF is wassie??

Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
Wassie by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019

wassiole 

n. derogatory insult used to describe someone who is misbehaving, being a twat or showing poor form on a night out. versatile in its use but always negative.
Friend: Yo bro i’m gonna see my girlfriend this evening instead i think
Me: Oi don’t be a wassiole, saturdays are for the boys!
Friend: Fine, to be honest that would have been wassy behaviour, what we drinking tonight then boys?
wassiole by Chazzzzzzz October 6, 2019
Wassim is the hlouest person you'll meet in this world (more than Imad). He's SOOOOOOO sexy and smart, and is halal.
Wassim is the coolest and the sexiest person I've ever met!!!
wassim-Stfu
Wassim by TrueHalalist April 1, 2022