trumptrain 

A series of low frequency sounds (drumpfs) made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.

When he leaned way over, we heard a long trumptrain and knew he had just let loose with an unusually large amount of Santorum.

trumptrain by ciabrat December 19, 2016

Trumpsplaining 

To string together meaningless phrases to convince people that you are actually answering their question (see Palindrome).

She knew he was trumpsplaining, but after a while, it sounded good to her.

Trumpsplaining by HWM December 3, 2016

Trumpsplain 

The attempt to defend and clarify what is irretrievably incoherent and indefensible.

After Trump openly invited cyber attacks on his political opponent, his henchman, Giuliani, was left trying to Trumpsplain it away.

Trumpsplain by NeverTrump July 27, 2016

Trumpgraine 

A type of migraine that develops every time you hear Donald Trump's voice, or even hear his name. It is often accompanied by nausea and such disturbing mental images as Trump getting naked with a teenage model.

Fox News gives me a Trumpgraine!

Trumpgraine by The Real Canadian October 2, 2017

trumpstance 

The glowering stare and leaning-forward body language of the 45th President of the US when he seeks to bully other heads of state.

When a journalist asked the Italian Prime Minister about the questionable outcome of the recent G7 summit, as they stood at adjacent podiums in the White House, assuming trumpstance was second nature for the Mobster in Chief.

trumpstance by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018

Trumptini 

1 part bronzer, 6 parts Russian prostitute urine. Shaken and served in a tiny glass that makes anyone's hands look yuge.

The PEOTUS loves a good trumptini before starting his 3am twitter rants.

Trumptini by just the Tipp 141 January 13, 2017

trumpstink 

The unique smell acquired when working for trump.

People leaving the trump administration cannot easily find work because they carry the odor of trumpstink.

trumpstink by Byebyetrump May 22, 2018