Thwomp Hammer

The girl performing the handjob proceeds to hold the penis only showing the head and proceeds to hammer the head with her other hand angrily, like the thwomp in Super Mario Bros. Thwomp hammers are common after the one receiving what appears to be a bad handjob criticizes her technique, leading to the painful act and loss of manhood.

guy 1: "I was getting a handjob from this girl and I tried to give her pointers. I don't know why, but she punched my dick so hard why did she do that!?"

guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"

by TheRoommate207 October 30, 2011

dick thwomp

When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.

James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.

by dylpaul December 4, 2015

ass thwomp

Its a motion one makes with ones ass you gat get yo wide ass thowpin its a motion

ass thwomp baby booty bustin out of yo back pocket.

this girl was ass thwoping last night

by Ueorge December 6, 2004

Red Thwomp

The Red Thwomp is the result of a Skinned Thwomp and is not actually red to begin with. Coined by TheBalishChannel in June 2018.

The Red Thwomp has been bleeding endlessly after it lost it's protective layer.

by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020

heavy thompson

A heavy Thompson is a blackjack or dice bet where the player increases his stake significantly in order to win money back from previous losing bets

Tony was losing but then placed one Heavy Thompson bet on the hard eight and got it all back

Dave lost a heavy Thompson bet at the end so went home skint

by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Jack Thompson

The guy who believes that games cause violence and starts many court cases against them. He is actually just introducing a scapegoat that kids can blame when they kill someone

Jack Thompson is really freakin moronic

by Syco_Simon June 26, 2005

Jack Thompson

a activist who pointed out that "in every school shooting, we find the kids who pull the trigger are video gamers", despite the fact that the majority of male teenagers play cod and halo, and many of them don't grow up to murder someone.

Jack Thompson: that kid who shot the other kid at school played cod! That's proof that video games brainwash teenager's minds!
Random guy: the kid he shot played cod too.

by thecakeisn'talie August 16, 2010