Stirring the batter

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Person A: What the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom?
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.

by Playa Pancho February 19, 2008

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Lick the batteries

The act of licking nipples that are overly erect.

She’s got those post-nursing nipples, so I’m gonna lick the batteries.

by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018

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the batter

1. that one motherfricker from off
2. flour

"the batter from off is dumb" - dedan, 2008

by fsdsdsffs June 18, 2022

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Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

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Confound it! The batteries are dead!

Term that was used in 1966's film called Batman.

Confound it! The batteries are dead!

by Matthew678 February 21, 2019

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I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

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