Titified

A male that has gained cleavage equate to that of a female.

A man that has breasts the size of a woman's breasts.

Dude, that Numa Numa guy is titified!

by DMLD96 August 4, 2011

Terrified Troll

When you are engaing in anal sex and the girl wants the sperm on her back and so when your about to ejaculate you spit on her back (resembling the sperm) so she turns around and you blow the load in her face.

She was so surprised when i gave her that terrified troll.

by UrbanBoy88586 February 3, 2010

tetrified

1. (adj) The fear of not fitting in, being out of place.
2. (adj) The fear of not being able to get something to fit.

1. "I'm going to meet her parents tonight for the first time. They're from a completely different background, and I'm tetrified."
2. "I just spent $2400 on new furniture, and I'm tetrified I won't be able to get it up the stairs to the apartment."

Complete credit to JB (a.k.a 'Dal')

by UncoGirl January 5, 2008

tetrified

The fear of potential embarrassment one feels when trying to carry a stack of items to the checkout.

"We should've gotten a cart, or at least a basket, I'm tetrified all these boxes we're carrying are going to end up on the floor."

by Neal L January 14, 2008

textifried

When a dumbass texts you something bad that should really be talked about and not texted...just before a meeting.

The guy I broke up with textifried me and I couldn't focus on the conference call.

by thehezza June 9, 2010

Texticide

When talking to someone and you send a remark that is hard to respond to.

P1: Hey wats up
P2 Nm You?
P1: Just watchig T.V.
P2: HaHaHa awesome.
P1: You just commited texticide man!

by Jacob Marcus December 18, 2009

textied

When one becomes so engulfed in a text message conversation, that they become detatched from all human interaction and are momentarily oblivious to their surroundings.

Sancho: "Hey cochise, did you just catch a word I just said to you hombre? The chihuahua just humped and ejaculated on your leg mang."

Cochise: "Hey sorry essayy, this seniorita had me textied. Can you get me a hand towel my friend."

by m3eddie December 7, 2013