premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.

While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 4, 2018

Great expectation

Expecting someone to do something like work 4 jobs or fly.

The girl wanted to see somebody fly freely (without being in an aircraft or having a parachute) even though nobody could do that. The people who tried to live up to her expectations are all dead, those who watched them die didn't find her great expectations liberating at all.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Sexpectation

The feeling of obligation that arises from the thought, or act, of sex. This may include an obligation to share one's possessions in the efforts of acquiring or keeping a sex partner (mostly in a male's case), or to repay one who has shared his possessions (in a female's case).

Sally and I used to hook up regularly, but her sexpectations drove me to bankruptcy.

by cmkaufma June 18, 2011

Expectation

1. What one thinks will happen in the future.
2. What one wants to happen in the future.

The only word known to be both a synonym and antonym to itself, because an optimist will expect their expectations to be met, while a pessimist will not expect their expectations to be met.

Ronald fell short of my expectations, but I kind of expected him to.

by Kwing May 5, 2015

Sexpectation

A mix between the words sex and expectation. Sexpectation is when one person assumes that sex with another guaranteed.

When Johnny invited Kim over to watch a movie alone with him, he assured her that he had no sexpectations. It eased her mind.

Or

"Why can I never meet a man who just wants to chat?" says Kim, "I'm sick of men's false sexpectations!"

by Jamanimal April 22, 2014

expectation

Extreme yearning or anxiety due to the desire to fondle the breasts of a former lover.

He recalled is his first wife's beautifully shaped breasts,and was suddenly in the throes of melancholia and expectation.

by archimedest July 28, 2006

Texpectations

High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.

Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022