cmkaufma's definitions

Dickweed

The weed that a male keeps separated from the rest of his stash with the hope that sharing it with a female will help his penis find happiness and purpose.

John spent his entire bag of dickweed on some skinny blonde girl, and then disappeared - he's probably plowing her right now.

by cmkaufma June 18, 2011

Sexpectation

The feeling of obligation that arises from the thought, or act, of sex. This may include an obligation to share one's possessions in the efforts of acquiring or keeping a sex partner (mostly in a male's case), or to repay one who has shared his possessions (in a female's case).

Sally and I used to hook up regularly, but her sexpectations drove me to bankruptcy.

by cmkaufma June 18, 2011