tiching

A kid who smokes weed everyday (plays the kazoo), sends porn websites to someone who doesn't even know what that is saying there are "fun games" (playboy), and will kick your soccer ball away.

Tiching ruined my childhood.

by Ponyboy goldyboy July 3, 2016

tuching

the act of pretending to be drunk to get with drunk women

Harry must have been tuching last night to hook up with all those girls, I didn't see him drink anything all night.

by tuchman1 June 22, 2009

Tao Te Ching

The 2500-year-old Chinese text that forms the basis of Taoism. A short and simple text that promotes peace, simplicity, and the power of nature. Also spelled Dao De Jing or Daodejing.

I ordered a copy of the Tao Te Ching to look over this week. It's a great read!

by JohnnyLennon January 15, 2012

Teaching Range

Minimum percentage of listeners to whom the speaker preferably lecturer aims to totally grasp whats he/she is teaching. Generally teaching range is calculated from 100.

RJ: Why the lecturer is repeating the same things again and again.
Reet: Dude her teaching range is above 80, and you know about our class. A lot of slow learners.

by Reet Awwsum September 2, 2013

tecking

To use or to be in the act of using computers, phones,laptops or tablets
And when someone is totally absorbed in using computer technology they are (tecking)

I try ed to get your attention but you were to busy tecking

I won't be going the pub tonight I'll be home tecking....

by Urban kindness June 10, 2016

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance

beating off

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance

by bill a. January 11, 2004

Teaching Assistant

A graduate/doctoral student who as part of their requirements assists a professor in their area of study with large lectures. They are often knowledgable about the material and are available to provide extra help to students who do not understand the material. Most TAs are fairly young (1-2 years older than undergraduate seniors) and the professors give them the sole responsibility of handling the grading of exams and other assignments. However, do not be fooled by their sincerity and kindness. They will not cut you any slack if you failed an exam because you're boyfriend broke up with you or your dog ate your homework. God, help you if they catch you cheating or plagiarizing because they will make your life a living hell. And in most cases, they are extremely harsh with their grading and they are usually told to manipulate grades so that the average falls below a certain grade.

They are often overworked by the entire department for which they are employed by. Often times they have their own coursework, projects, and research to focus on but since they need the money to stay in grad school they agree to help with coursework. Since they are essentially at the mercy of the department, it's likely that they will take their frustration out on your grades and you will most likely not do very well in the courses.

Student: Yo, Todd my Teaching Assistant is mad chill. I saw him drunk at the bar last night and he told me that I would get an A in the course.

Two days later

Student: WTF, I thought I was gonna do well. My TA is such a jerk.

Student 2: Please change my grade, I'll do anything.
TA: Sorry, I wouldn't have time for anything....

Student 3: If I don't get an A in this class, I'll get disowned by my family.
TA: I was disowned the moment I graduated college, it's honestly not that bad.

by PTrockstar92 October 4, 2013