Tardioli

The act of molesting a turkey in the ass and cooking it for thanksgiving for your grandparents

Oh ya Justin is totally is gonna do a tardioli this year

by The Sped SHED May 8, 2021

tardiness

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

tardio

when you walk home from a bar because you're stupid drunk and think you need cardio exercise

"Hey, let me give you girls a ride home you look pretty drunk… No, No.. We're going to walk home for the cardio exercise!!"

"fuck em dude, let em do their tardio"

by mastermodelordhead August 16, 2014

Tardiness

Referring to yourself as “tardi”
When you are late to class

Please excuse my tardiness.

by Silver.Gun December 13, 2018

Tardio

Audio that is being produced by a tard. This audio is usually annoying and does not make sense.

I put in earbuds to cloud myself from the tardio

by itsZene March 11, 2019

tarainon

A dickhead who constantly quotes anime

Ugh shes such a tarainon

by furryassfuck August 30, 2020