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Tardnold
A friend who's a (re)tard and walks fast with his head down and avoids conversations with others. He thinks he's cooler than his "friends" that carry Macbook Pros with his Lenovo Thinkpad. Also enjoys playing games with kids who are less than 10. He's also Jewish as he plays Combat Arms, APB, and all F2P games in general. Also, generally in a butthurt mood. Generally, a complete retard who's Jewish.
It's 7am. Our subject, Tardnold, is now in the mood for something a little "hardcore". he puts on his noise canceling gaming headset and goes to his pornographic website of choice. he finds a nice video and gets into position. unknown to tardnold, he forgot to lock his bedroom door, and his mother happens to bring him a plate of pancakes for breakfast. she is horrified at the site of this. her own son jacking off. she taps him on the shoulder, and he flips, accidentally dropping his laptop on the ground, and the plate of pancakes in his mother's hand. left on the ground is a mass of computer parts, maple syrup, and the semen of the subject. No laptop. No pancakes. No respect from his mother. Tardnold
Tardnold by Swaggatron October 23, 2011
Related Words
tardino • [ Tarding Out ] • Tardio • tarding • tardiness • Tadino • Tandino • tarainon • tardinal • Tardinal Rule
Tsardino
Tsardino is one of the best casinos and resorts in the Balcanic States. It's known for its amazing facilities which include a gigantic three person tent somewhere in the mountains of Konitsa.
The tsardino uses beautifully shaped ROCKS for chips that can be obtained by playing various games like tichu and even some recreational poker.
Our business model relies on trust to function, as it is theoretically possible to steal all of our precious rocks and sell them for a profit (barbazefers crazy candy). This has happened before, and could potentially lead to a majority of our team being unemployed and fighting over shares in the company. These disagreements lead to the historic tsardino court case which saw barbazafer and Gorgopoula on opposing sides.
But we would like to think that you are a dumb person ready to spend his entirety of gums on us
With respect and admiration,
Your favourite Tsardino and Resort.
President with 15% of the shares:Barbazafer
The advisor with 15% of the shares:gorgopoula
And all the other crew with 10% of the shares each: GoGo, Nikoli, Fani, Maraki, Maria, Galaras, Manos
The tsardino uses beautifully shaped ROCKS for chips that can be obtained by playing various games like tichu and even some recreational poker.
Our business model relies on trust to function, as it is theoretically possible to steal all of our precious rocks and sell them for a profit (barbazefers crazy candy). This has happened before, and could potentially lead to a majority of our team being unemployed and fighting over shares in the company. These disagreements lead to the historic tsardino court case which saw barbazafer and Gorgopoula on opposing sides.
But we would like to think that you are a dumb person ready to spend his entirety of gums on us
With respect and admiration,
Your favourite Tsardino and Resort.
President with 15% of the shares:Barbazafer
The advisor with 15% of the shares:gorgopoula
And all the other crew with 10% of the shares each: GoGo, Nikoli, Fani, Maraki, Maria, Galaras, Manos
Finally... After hours of hiking i found the tsardino.
I can finally now gamble all my precious rocks for gums to it.
I can finally now gamble all my precious rocks for gums to it.
Tsardino by ThatHanzoRequiem November 6, 2020
tardinator
1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.
Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.
tardinator by javajoan July 17, 2007
tarding out
The action of a person who sits and stares at an object or at nothing at all for an extended amount of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and possibly drool.
Student 1: Did you hear what would be covered on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.
tarding out by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008
Tarding Out
Tarding Out by Professor Sauce November 2, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.