Swerm Swiggler

1) A mildly erect penis, caused by the excessive consumption of alcohol

2) A worm-like swiggly cock that is 15% hard

Q: You take her down last night?
A: No man, I had a swerm swiggler

Guy: Oh man, I drank way too much last night. She had to blow me for 20 minutes before my swerm swiggler got hard enough to fuck her

by DermIsTheSwerm March 17, 2009

sweggenings

male version of leggings for a generation of metro-sexual wanna be's because their moms didn't hold them enough.

Justin showed up to work in sweggenings and got sent home as he was confused who he was.

by grabherby the... January 29, 2019

Bum swaggler

A person who swaggles (see swaggle ) the liquid or paste like material that is excreted from another person, or animals bum.

Droot is a long time bum swaggler. she learned from her bum swaggling mother.

by blumpkins July 7, 2004

cock-swoggler

1. A filthy person; esp. one that swoggles cocks.
2. One that sucks cock

That bitch smells like a nasty cock-swoggler

by definitiveperson January 24, 2006

tit swaggle

A person or a thing who is an old lump of an old womans disgusting boob which is highly offensive if used with other vulgar language. It also can refer to people that drive bmw's, mercedes benz, or other luxury vehicles whom are total douche bags and choad faces.

That guy tailgating my car is such a little tit swaggle.

by seanpersian October 29, 2010

Swiggled

Rekt

Senior pushes freshman down stairs in a garbage can "get swiggled idiot"

by stupidluzr December 22, 2014

Swoggle

(1) Ridiculously swag but also utterly awful.
(2) Small worm on goggle gets left eaten

"Dude that girl is so swoggle"
"Swoggle"

by pillar boy August 19, 2021