squirrel 

a person who is constantly listening to you and whenever you do something weird he says IM CALLING PETA

Chris is a squirrel!

squirrel by diabetes ) December 6, 2018

Squirrel 

Similar to A.D.D., start one task, conversation, or thought, then randomly switching to another, repeatedly.

I went to clean the bedroom. Then I found a usb drive in a pile of clothes. I went on my computer and squirreled for an hour looking through it and totally forgot about cleaning.

Squirrel by LilMilo August 25, 2011

Squirrel 

word used to inform a bro of the presence of a hot girl who's close by without saying terms like "that chick" or "cute girl" that get her attention and turn her off to you.

Dude 1: Bro. Squirrel. Twelve o' clock.

*Hottie walks by unknowingly being checked out*

Dude 2: Hell yeah!

Squirrel by Tehsmexynest May 6, 2011

squirrel 

a code name for a girl youve just "called" or targeted for yourself

"see her? squirrel!

...thats my squirrel."

or

"hey man that was my squirrel you just hit on"

squirrel by henryyyzie September 21, 2007

squirrel 

Nature's little terrorists- like shutting down power by suicide bombing the power lines and making nests so that cars won't start. in russia, there is a little town being overrun by squirrels as two large dogs and a baby have already been eaten by them. usually three types- grey, red fox, albino, black, and flying. natural habitats- forests and on the side of the road.

Those damn squirrels just shut our power off again! i swear those little terrorists are overruning our city!

squirrel by TerroristSquirrel January 12, 2010

squirrel 

Noun - derogatory - a name for an overzealous emergency responder who rushes to the scene of an emergency in an effort to help, but is often a liability to other responders' efforts.

Verb - (not derogatory) - in firefighting/EMS/rescue, to actively pursue 911 calls to run, especially outside of your first due.
-also: stealing good 911 calls (fires) from other units

"Jimmy is such a squirrel! He's always listening for alarm bells on the scanner to run in and save the day, even when it isn't his assignment."

"Engine 6 is out in 44's area squirreling calls. They've caught 2 ALS calls today, but no fire"

squirrel by Fire_Wolf December 16, 2008

Squirrel 

A word called out to call dibbs on a girl when among fellow male hunters.

Girl walking down the street.

Group of guys walking towards girl

Rod: "Squirrel!"

Tom: "You can do that, I called her already"

Rod: "Dont scam on my squirrel"

Tom: "Suitcases!"

The end

Squirrel by Daniel, Smiley, Zach September 21, 2007