squelf

To be assaulted by a person at least 8 inches shorter than you, or to assault a person at least 8 inches taller than you.

"If he puts his hands on his knees to talk to me one more time I'm going to give him the squelfing of his life!"

"Man, I just got squelfed the other day!"

by Juice Box Jerry September 21, 2017

squeemple

a quirked up skrunky dunk

god that dilf over their is such a squeemple!

by LilyMoss January 30, 2022

dick squelch

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".

"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"

by analex127 January 23, 2009

squeams

Squeams is your reaction to something squeamish.

That new slasher flick is so gross, it really squeams me out.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks July 9, 2012

Squeamy

Can be used to describe the vaginal area as juicy/wet. Is best used in conjunction with the word gash.

"Damn! I was tapping some squeamy gash earlier!"

by Kempo May 5, 2006

squeemballs

a very cool person, this nickname used alot in the boston area by youth who are tough

He's a squeemballs, hes the man

by titsboobsnipples September 25, 2006

squel

a small, or miniature squeal.

see squeal.

I could not hear her, her squeal was muffled and came out a squel.

by annoying squaredd January 12, 2011