spooge rocket

noun; a line of jizz shot with great authority, targeted at the facial region

when i hit her in the eye with a spooge rocket i left the room and celebrated.

by spank e monk e July 11, 2004

spooked magook

Being HELLA scared, but with a hint of James Charles in the mix

Person 1: Oh my god did you see that horror movie?
Person 2: Yeah I was spooked magook

by YUYUSAYINGMYNAMEWRNG July 28, 2020

abandonment spooge

drips of water that probably contain lead, asbestos, pigeon shit and a host of other horrors, that fall on your head while wandering around abandoned buildings.

I was heading to the admin and a drop of abandonment spooge went down the back of my shirt.

by Shadowsandrust February 7, 2010

Spike your spooker

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.

Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!

by Memelyn May 20, 2019

Spooder

Spooder is slang of "spider" usually making it cuter. More common in memes than people saying it.

"Omg this spooder meme is adorable!"

by Laura the lazy May 5, 2018

Spooge-itsu

An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.

He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!

by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009

Spooge Catcher

Vagina. Female genitals. The part of the female body that catches semen, spooge

I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!

My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher

I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!

by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009