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Skullfucker

it means what it suggests. fucking someone in the face with no respect to the recipitant.
e.g. instead of a girl sucking your cock, you fuck her mouth until she crys or vomits. (eithers good)
by onecleanpunch November 29, 2003
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Spitfuck

The meaning derives from the movie "Zombieland"
but it usually means a waste of sperm or just another way of telling someone they are accidents of birth.
Dude 1: Hey when were you born?

Dude 2: idk my parents never told me...

Dude 1: Dammm You must have been an accident....what a spitfuck

Dude 2: Fuck you ass hole
by Blackmikehawk February 23, 2011
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spinfucked

The act of putting spin on a ping pong ball and your opponent perfectly hits the spin back at you. Causing the ball to ricochet or bounce off the original hitters paddle faster, with more curve and in a direction not intended.
Example 1- I put so much spin on that ball, that when my friend Oz hit it back I spinfucked myself.

Example 2- I just I spinfucked myself playing ping pong.

Example 3-I am not sure how I lost that point. The ball came back so hard and fast that I simply got spinfucked.

Example 4-My buddy looked me in the eyes and instantly new he got spinfucked.
by RazorRaz February 10, 2020
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Skullfucking

1. Quite literally, to fuck in the skull. This usually means inserting one's penis into any orifice in the head (excluding the mouth), such as the nostrils, ears or a hole bashed into the back of the head with a pair of pliers. As this is not only rather painful but quite impossible in most cases, skullfucking is not a common practice in real life (unless you're talking about necrophiliacs that is). It is, however, tolerably prevalent in the world of hentai art, resulting in pictures that are more horrific than sexually arousing. My advice: don't seek out any of these pictures unless you have an uncontrollable urge to lose your lunch all over the keyboard. See also skullfuck.
2. See mindfuck.
3. Can also be used as a kind of insult.
1. I love skullfucking ^_^
2. Damn, watching Memento will give you a bloody good skullfucking.
3. Skullfucker!
by Fooby July 24, 2004
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skullfucker

An offensive term of a psychiatrist. A professional who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of mental disorders.
That skullfucker tried to get me to talk about myself even though he is a complete stranger to me.
by SoulChain January 22, 2014
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Skullfuck Wizard 9000

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).
Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.
by Fart Prince November 20, 2015
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smilefucking

The art of someone telling you what you want to hear, but unlikely that it will be taken seriously or actually happen.
He seemed very open to the customer request. Or he was just smilefucking us.
by Karl Jarrells February 16, 2021
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