Spitfuck

A term coined by Woody Harrelson's character Tallahassee in the zom-com Zombieland. He typically uses it to describe his kind of awkward, goodhearted comrade with a Coach Gun, Columbus. It's an obvious play on the typical term "spitfire".

"Kid finally got to first base... Not bad for that skinny, little spitfuck."- Tallahassee

Spitfuck by Crazy Islamic Fascist October 8, 2009

Spitfuck

The meaning derives from the movie "Zombieland"
but it usually means a waste of sperm or just another way of telling someone they are accidents of birth.

Dude 1: Hey when were you born?

Dude 2: idk my parents never told me...

Dude 1: Dammm You must have been an accident....what a spitfuck

Dude 2: Fuck you ass hole

Spitfuck by Blackmikehawk February 23, 2011

spitfuck

anal sex between two males in which the only lubricant used is human saliva.

*hock-ptoo* *hock-ptoo* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *slurp*

spitfuck by David Ferguson October 27, 2004

shitfuckingasshole 

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.

Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.

shitfuckingasshole by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

Shitfuckery 

1. An extreme degree of nonsense, especially when coming from an authoritative figure.

2. Bullshit

I can't deal with this bureaucratic shitfuckery anymore.

Shitfuckery by Skip Residue July 23, 2010

Shitfuckery 

A word that is widely used by the juice media when explaining government ads honestly.

No, this isn’t a dystopian sci-fi flick, that is the result of four cancerous decades of neoliberal shitfuckery.

Shitfuckery by turnoffthelights June 4, 2020

buttersnap shitfuckery 

The intransigent nature of sodomite psychology.

The unwillingness of a person to consider anything
which is not in accord with their raison d'être.

A fuctard can be a person who has buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind

buttersnap shitfuckery by Avesta May 25, 2010