smunch

Saturday morning brunch, generally taken around 10:30am at an excellent local dining establishment.

I got pretty hammered at the club on Friday, but smunch totally cured my hangover!

by Smunchy Smuncherson July 11, 2009

smunch

Smoking pot on your lunch break....SMoke lUNCH, get it?

This is the "meal" between smeakfast & sminner

I went home for a smunch and came back to work really relaxed and ready to......wait, what was i saying?

by ihatemetzgar December 23, 2009

Smungel

The act of grabbing a girls lubed up bum cheeks and squishing them together

Damn that girl was so fuckalicous i just had to smungel her

by Roppen April 29, 2010

Slunce

Slunce : profoundly bad diarrhoea. Usually reminiscent of a waterfall and/or volcanic explosion.

Causes : very hot curry, polluted water, etc.

Treatment : much wiping usually required. Advisable to drink lots of water.

1. "I ate a vindaloo last night, and filled the bog with slunce this morning."

Can also be used as an insult, ie:
1. "Your face is about as attractive as a bucket of slunce."
2. "This food tastes/looks like slunce."
3. "Your essay is utter slunce."

by ekul May 26, 2004

Smunch

The combo of smash and crunch.

In Star Trek with Captain Kirk those fake rocks should have smunched them instead of bouncing off.

by BunnySlippersox May 26, 2014

smunge

Smunge is like something getting crunched up, but like softer, like how they make the cars today, they smunge up on impact rather than crunch up. It's basically any kind of soft impact.

I put the empty can of Mt. Dew under my foot and then smunged it into the ground.

by Onideus Mad Hatter June 4, 2007

Smuncle

The term commonly used to describe violently smothering your oppenent's face with your sweaty ass-cheeks after being involved in vigorous physical activity, thus creating a sweaty ass mess for their face.

Yesterday, after a few hours of cardio workout, I smuncled my brother Winston.

by Beee Veee February 7, 2010