Slacktitude

the aptitude you have while slacking; the aptitude of a slacker
sloathfulness, or carelessness while learning;the ability to learn (or not)and still slack

"The slacktitude that got me into AP Chemistry was the same slacktitude that got me kicked out of AP Literature in HighSchool."

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"Hey Coomer, can you work a little faster!? we are in a war..."

"Hey Sir, I'm working to the best of my Slacktitude, I think I have mTBI or PTSD :-P"

"I think you just lost your god given givashittery soldier"

by Cooms February 28, 2009

slacksnot

cum and jizz and spooge

that hoe eat slacksnot for breakfast.

by tomskerritt April 23, 2003

Sackbiter

One who bites or chews on the hair of a ballsack.

Dude, did you see what Kevin did?
yeh, man, what a sackbiter.

by deathbybukkake January 25, 2005

slackist

one who follows the religion of slackisum

I can't work i'm a slackist

by Snake March 20, 2005

Slackitar

The ability to play guitar while lying on the floor. As in actually performing or playing guitar hero(or rockband). Can be laying on the flat on the floor or propping your head up with a pillow. Someone who does this is a slackitarist.

Slackitar isn't an easy instrument to master.

by MaximumOverdrive March 22, 2009

slackbox

Someone who is extremely lazy and procrastinates like no other.

Kyle: "Man, I have so much work to do"
Steven: "Dude, if you weren't such a slackbox you would have done your work earlier when it was due."

by kiliokooooo December 3, 2009

slackitude

When slackers give you attitude because they actually have to do some work

they ask you for information, then when you give it to them, act put out because they have to write something down and give you slackitude

by actionmoviefreak September 14, 2011