Shwanksh

The act of starting a wank whilst you take a shit, then as one begins to climax stepping into the running shower to finish off. This ritual is completed by using your cum covered hand to wipe your arse, before slipping a cheeky finger (lubricated by the semen) into the rectal opening.
(A tradition originated from Loughborugh University)

Eyyy boys I'm off for a Shwanksh, pre's at half 9?

by SpooryG7 December 9, 2019

Shwankin

1. To be totally awesome and be filled with awesomeness. To be chillin and having a good time.
2. Also can be said as "shwank".

1. Oh man erin and emmy are shwankin there heads off. THEY ARE SOO SHWANKIN!!!

2. Niki, Dani and becca are coming over in a sec to shwank.

by NikiPie June 1, 2007

shwank

To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.

"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"

by Parnell Street Bum January 2, 2008

shwankmuffin

A word used in dialogue to mess somebody up in doing an acion;

Yelling "shwankmuffin" as somebody is bowling for them to get a gutterball;

by Pyrotono June 29, 2006

Shwaning

When an old man tries to look up a young girls skirt without her noticing

A: I saw that perv shwaning that teenager!

B: Someone really should report him

by Jwc June 3, 2013

shwank

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

shwankfest

a gymnasium full of shwankers.

alex met his boyfriend while at a Umass frat shwankfest

by chea6969 August 27, 2006