7 definitions by Jwc

A lifestyle of extreme gaiety, like that of a particular scrawny, unlovable Taiwanese male. Usually accustomed by the need to stalk a female who will never go out with the subject, out of obsession and self delusion. Can also refer to an extremely poor play in an obvious situation in the card game bridge.
socutiesf is so geeng.
wow, geengus (satrical on genius).
this is so geeng (refers to a poor style).
you got geenged (aka raped by an incompetent partner).
by Jwc January 6, 2005
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The 1950s diner version of milkshake. This term is generally used in New England, and especially in Rhode Island.
I would like a vanilla cabinet with my burger.
by Jwc August 8, 2004
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A very hairy penis
A: Matt has a huge dick!
B: Yeah, shame it's a shwan
by Jwc June 3, 2013
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Heavy metal disc used in the activity of Pogs.
"Hey mister, I need to use the slammer so I can win those neat pogs."
by Jwc October 13, 2004
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When you're seeing a guy/gal and they're really nice in person, but when you message them they either don't reply or they're rude and stand offish.
Omg Tara, I really like Tom, but... he's a replydick.
by Jwc October 17, 2015
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When an old man tries to look up a young girls skirt without her noticing
A: I saw that perv shwaning that teenager!

B: Someone really should report him
by Jwc June 3, 2013
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In the Jib Jab video parody of Woody Guthrie's "This Land," there is a scene in which the caricature for George W. Bush writes this term on a map depicting the state of Massachusetts. The scene occurs simultaneously with one run of the chorus "This land is your land."
If I recall correctly, it was formatted as follows.

MASS
UH
CHEW
SITS
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by Jwc November 26, 2004
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