Scretarded

So retarded you just want to scream.

A metal band is changing to pop? That's scretarded.

by sapphire.lombardi June 8, 2009

schwetarded

After becoming schwastey or even schwasted, one may choose to continue to consume alcohol in order to reach the next level of intoxication- schwetarded.

One who is schwetarded might urinate in an elevator, approach young professors at bars, invade college computer clusters to spin in the chairs, throw ecstasy-girl dance parties, or even write grammatically horrendous letters of satisfaction to alcohol bottling companies that have contributed to their fun.

You were schwastey last night!!

Maybe when you saw me, but I was definitely schwetarded by the end of the night.

by Bingham Hall May 28, 2008

spretarded

To be slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in a manner similar to Sarah Palin.

Did you see how he wrote his main talking points on his hand? That's so spretarded.

by ZalesDeepSpace May 28, 2010

Sneetarded

Sneetarded basically means something beyond retarded.

Will: I got expelled from school today.
Hunter: What for?
Will: Showing my knife to a friend in class.
Sneetarded: Beyond Retarded

by Squiddo6996 March 7, 2019

Shaytarded

What happens to a person from watching too many Shaytard videos.

The condition that occurs after watching way too many Shaytard episodes.

My kid was ok, but after that marathon she became Shaytarded.

by Buteo Pollo January 29, 2022

spetarded

When its in between sped and retarded you get spetarded

Johns not sped enough to be sped but not dumb enough to be retarded so he's spetarded

by Stormynightsandbrightskys March 27, 2022

Stetarded

A mixture of stupid and retarded. The person that is purposely stupid as a rock.

Oliver is extremely Stetarded, but he thinks he is smarter than everyone else.

by Sacredhrtsclub November 17, 2023