Shitballs

General statement of amazement or disgust.

"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

Climaxing shitball

Another name for explosive diarrhea-(a.k.a. Liquid shitball); it's so forceful & projectile, it's as if a shitball had an earth-shattering orgasm.

That toilet was so dirty, it looked like a climaxing shitball had an uncontrollable orgasm.

by Snatch Lips April 24, 2014

shitballz

term similar to "shitballs," but more hardcore

Damn! That hoodrat just stole my chronic! Shitballz!

by scissorluver May 16, 2009

Shitballing

The act of throwing out a number of bad ideas; unproductive brainstorming or "spitballing"

We were trying to figure out the best way to close the budget gap at our latest finance meeting, but Jenkins kept shitballing ideas like making fake unicorns and asking Jesus for help.

by dEd Grimley June 17, 2011

shitball

1. When you start to poop a solid turd and then a massive explosion of diarrhea shoots out...kind of like a bomb.

2. Shitball can also be used in a burst of exasperation.

1. Friend 1: Man this bathroom smells like poo

Friend 2: Yeah I wouldn't recommend going in the first stall...that Taco Bell last night really gave me a shitball.

2. Shitball! I just cut my finger!

by Titless Cher March 13, 2009

Shitcall

The last call of the day, that usually ends up being a shit show and results in you being kept past your scheduled time off by an hour or more(usually a lot more). Usually always happens on a Friday. Or the last day of your scheduled rotation.

R: Hey buddy, you off yet?
J: Hell no, 10 minutes to 3 I got a shitcall. Not off till 6 now

by McRaab November 22, 2014

shitball

A sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play Rugby, the sport it's based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.

that's not football, that's shitball.

by joeasffdhgtjaa December 29, 2007