sexortunity

Having the opportunity to have sex

I can't go hang out with you guys today, Jane is coming over and I can't pass up a sexortunity like that!

by JGay December 6, 2010

sexpottle

A sexpottle, much like a sexpot (a term from which the former's name is partly derived), is an attractive young woman. This is where the similarities end, unless you want to go into stupid details like "oh, they're both words". Controversy rages over both whether the word refers to a sexpot who is also a sexkettle or a sexpot who is also a chipotle, and abortion.

Guy 1: Whoa, check out the total foxpettle at 12 o'clock, dude!
Guy 2: The word's sexpottle, stooge. What the fuck, foxpetal? Okay, maybe a flower with petals that looked like a fox would be kind of--
Guy 1: No dude, foxpettle. Like ... pettle - P-E-T-T-L-E - a fox.
Guy 2: What the fuck is pettle?
Guy 1: Just fucking forget it, man. Okay the chick's hot is what I was saying..
Guy 2: That's a dude...

by cool_walking_ September 3, 2009

serote

What people from El Salvador call each other, but if someone who is not Salvadorian calls someone by it, it can be offensive.

Also dookie.

Nickname: No estes jodiendo serote!

Dookie: Anda a ver el serote en el bano.

by Dan Castle October 13, 2006

serotonin bomb

When on the drug MDMA (Ecstasy) as serotonin trickles down your spinal cord someone stands behind the intoxicated and push all their muscles on their back upwards and into their head as the person receiving the serotonin bomb hyperventilates, they then rub their shoulders and have the person stand up extremely fast causing a burst of renewed serotonin.

I was getting into a bad roll and K gave me a serotonin bomb, I was better in seconds.

by TheRainbowPanda May 19, 2009

Serotillo

little chump usualy a short shrivled person that smells

damn loco, that mayate is a short serotillo. I think he needs to stand up and wipe his ass on the floor.

by Untold July 20, 2004

sexbot

a machine that lures you to websites that butt rapes your wallet . usually preprogramed to respond to dirty words.

sexbot: hey cutie wanna chat
johnny: fuck you bitch
sexbot: call me a bitch
johnny: your a certified cunt
sexbot: fuck my cunt
johnny: your a annoying backstabbing cockstabbing manwhore.
sexbot: cum visit me at my website and make sure you have a credit card so they know your not a kid.
johnny: *block*

by umc1991 September 16, 2011

serotonin police

someone or something that shows up when you're happy and sucks all your joy away.

we were having fun until the serotonin police popped up.

by catyalater May 23, 2020