Scunted

An Australian saying used to describe getting in trouble / getting yelled at.

"I stole a few darts from Uncle Nigel's ute this morning"
"Oh that was you? He scunted me for it!"

by Nangman69 January 8, 2019

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.

Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."

by bigcatspecial June 2, 2010

scumcastle

Is a place in the north east of england, wrongly labeled on all atlas' to Newcastle Upon Tyne, it is the home of the humble idiot known as a mag.

Dave: "Why on earth did we come here?"
John: "I dunno mate scumcastle really is crap."
Dave: "We should leave before the locals try and steal our shoes"
John: "Thats a plan because i hate mags"

by Not a thick geordie...not a geordie March 5, 2008

scunnit

A particularly un-savoury fishy/yogurty type substance found under ones finger nails after being with a lady who's feminine hygiene is not top of the agenda.

Byrneside: "I had a bastard of a job gettin the scunnit from under me nails after pullin that new barmaid the other night".
Sharpy: "I know, the dirty, acky, reesty, fishy scunt!

by Paul Byrne November 28, 2006

Scungilli Man

Scungilli Man is an evil figure, always lurking in the shadows. If you say his name nine times in a mirror, he will leave a plate of scungilli on your front step.

Ben: Hey, did you hear from the Scungilli Man last night?

Henry: Don’t ever mention the S-man again!

by @Scungilli_Man October 6, 2020

Scumcock

(skhum-kok) A "Scumcock" is an noun that refers to a person whom is offensive or dispicable. Scumcocks can be identified by their foul-mouths, poor hygiene, disrespect for society and a general vibe of disgusting. Scumcocks are normally unaware of their repulsiveness and because of that, are very irritating. A scumcock is not to be trusted, hired, or left alone with children.

Did you see that guy in the jean jacket with a mullet blow his nose into his hands? What a fucking Scumcock!

Some Scumcock stole my car stereo!

You're a greasy Scumcock!

by Juicy.Jimbo.420 October 27, 2010

Scrunch

Noun or verb. Either a dank ass food, or the eating of a dank ass food.

Cooper and Nick went to Wendy's for some scrunch.

Evan and Kyle were down to scrunch with the boys.

by HDJ2016 May 14, 2016