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The Scungilli Man 

Do not say his name.

The Scungilli Man is an evil humanoid entity who is bears the resemblance of a 7 foot tall human mixed with several forms of sea critters.

The Scungilli Man inhabits a pocket parallel dimension of his own creation known as "The Mouth of Madness".

Not much is known about the Scungilli Man.

According to the legend, the moment a persons says Scungilli Man's name, he or she will become visible to the Scungilli Man through the barriers between worlds. Should that person continue to repeat his name, more access the Scungili Man over his or her mind.

If a person utters The Scungilli Man's name 9 times consecutively, they'll allow Scungilli Man complete control over their thoughts. Those people are labelled "The Scungilled" and forever servants they become to The Scungilli Man.

Those who are scugilled will then proceed to tell other about The Scungilli Man in ordee to give him more power.

The Scungilli Man seeks to gain entry to our dimension by becoming known to most people, which will grant him extreme power and will eventually allow him to assume control of a host organism.

In order to avoid being affected by the Scungilli Man, it's utterly important that a person who first learns of the Scungilli Man's existence should never utter his name. Those who have already said it once or more should do their utmost to avoid repeating it.

Alternatively, a person may refer to him by a proxy name or pseudonym without consequence.

Don't say his name.
"Hey guys, what's all this tall about The Scungilli Man?"

"DON'T SAY HIS NAME KISSEL!"

scungilli 

An Italian snail or whelk used in cuisine & also used as a slang term for a slow person who cannot preform normal tasks
Hey Vinny what's going on you scungilli !
scungilli by Don Rico July 10, 2015

Scungilli Man 

Scungilli Man is an evil figure, always lurking in the shadows. If you say his name nine times in a mirror, he will leave a plate of scungilli on your front step.
Ben: Hey, did you hear from the Scungilli Man last night?

Henry: Don’t ever mention the S-man again!
Scungilli Man by @Scungilli_Man October 6, 2020

scungillingus 

oral sex between lesbian mollusks
check out them two dyke whelks, performing scungillingus!!

Scungilli Man 

Scungilli Man is an evil figure, always lurking in the shadows. If you say his name nine times in a mirror, he will leave a plate of scungilli on your front step.
Ben: Hey, did you hear from the Scungilli Man last night?

Henry: Don’t ever mention the S-man again!
Scungilli Man by @Scungilli_Man October 6, 2020

Scungilli 

1) Southern Italian for "Snail" or "Mollusk" as in cuisine. 2) Southern Italian Slang for simple minded, stupid or inept person 3)Southern Italian Slang for any gross slimy gelled substance that must be cleaned up such as axle grease.
"Thats your problem right there! You got some Scungilli on the contacts of your flashlight." "Son , great job cleaning the bathroom,but you missed some Scungilli around the faucet." " Whats the matter with you? Why would you leave your sister at school? Are you all Scungilli or what?!"
Scungilli by BraccioleBoy November 24, 2022
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