scobleized

To get touched or fondled for sexual pleasure. Typically done in a drunken context and conducted in the presence of other drunken strangers. Females are usually the subjects who get 'scobleized'.

OMG, I so got scobleized last night.

I think I got to 3rd base with that guy - he totally scobleized me.

by pseudonym6996 March 22, 2009

Scobbage

A natural social attraction between people who know nothing about eachother.

Lindsay and Luke were instantly friends, the scobbage was strong.

by Mnemonic27 November 16, 2018

Scobba

When one leaves an awkward situation in an extremely polite but quick manner.

"Halfway through sucking my cock Nick exclaimed he had to work in the morning and pulled a Scobba."

by Blacjo March 18, 2015

Omid Scobie

A grown man who appears to be made of wax and Botox. He makes a living by telling lies to the world about things he knows nothing about. He is paid by Meghan Markle to say nasty and untruthful things about people she doesn't like and who don't believe her propaganda.

I stepped in some Omid Scobie this morning and had to wash it off of my shoe immediately so I didn't smell like poop all day.

by MyHabibi23 May 3, 2023

Scobe

Scumbag usually seen on the streets of Cork, Dublin or Limerick. General attire is tracksuit pants, Nike baseball cap, hoody and Celtic jersey for male scobes and pink sweat pants, hoody and huge hoop ear rings for female scobes. All wear too much bling jewellery (Sovvies on each finger, gold chains and bracelets), almost all of which is either stolen or electroplated copper. Also under the delusion that Dutch Gold qualifies as decent beer.

Generally drive Fiat Puntos, Honda Civics or Toyota Starlets with body kits and stripped out mufflers with the delusion that these make the car go faster. Also play their hip hop too loud for anybody with half a brain to put up with. The boy racer is a well-known sub-division of the scobe.

They are hated by all respectable people, but the most deep-rooted rivalries are with grungers.

See also Chav

Some scobe asked me for the cheapest bottle of wine so I smashed his knees in with the mop.

by Snake December 24, 2005

SCOBA

Self Contained Over-Baking Apparatus. A glass bowl that you put over your head that fills with pot smoke. Can optionally be sealed with a wet towel around your neck. A tube comes out of the top of the space helmet and goes to a belt-clip bong.

Dude, it's time to light up the SCOBA, break into the kitchen and make some wasties!

by notonthetrackteam September 7, 2016

scobblelotcher

One who expends extraordinary time, effort and mental resources to the pursuit of avoiding work.

Where successful: a usurer. Where combining efforts with others to avoid work: a socialist.
Where the subject's scobblelotcher group grows to the size of a nation: a national socialist.

If you scobblelotchers would spend half as much of your energy working as you do avoiding work, we could really get something done!

by Mike Finland March 21, 2017