A grown man who appears to be made of wax and Botox. He makes a living by telling lies to the world about things he knows nothing about. He is paid by Meghan Markle to say nasty and untruthful things about people she doesn't like and who don't believe her propaganda.

I stepped in some Omid Scobie this morning and had to wash it off of my shoe immediately so I didn't smell like poop all day.

Omid Scobie by MyHabibi23 May 3, 2023

Mr Scobie

A breed of science teacher who screams at the top of their lungs and shouts ENOUGH SHUT UP!!!!!!! when the entirety of

the class is screaming and not listening to any of the warnings he has made to get them to be quiet,this breed will threaten the whole class with a detention when nothing else can be done to stop the classes ongoing onslaught of screaming.But in general this specific breed of science teachers are very intelligent and will teach you really well if you pay attention to what they say and don't misbehave in their class like what a student should be doing

Jimm: OMG!! have you seen how angry mr scobie got a michelle
Kyle: yh bro, he screamed ENOUGH SHUT UP!!!!!! at the top of his lungs

Mr Scobie by YeetusYeetus CommitSelfdeletus August 5, 2019

Ewan Scobie

he is an idiot who made us go in from PE early because he wouldn’t go in goal and he says he has a six pack but he obviously doesn’t.Also in English he literally couldn’t open a window because he’s that weak and he said “I didn’t want to break the window” Ewan just shut up

he’s so annoying - girl 1
well obviously he’s Ewan Scobie - girl 2

Ewan Scobie by John Cena’s Dad December 14, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026