A grown man who appears to be made of wax and Botox. He makes a living by telling lies to the world about things he knows nothing about. He is paid by Meghan Markle to say nasty and untruthful things about people she doesn't like and who don't believe her propaganda.

I stepped in some Omid Scobie this morning and had to wash it off of my shoe immediately so I didn't smell like poop all day.

Omid Scobie by MyHabibi23 May 3, 2023

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Mr Scobie

A breed of science teacher who screams at the top of their lungs and shouts ENOUGH SHUT UP!!!!!!! when the entirety of

the class is screaming and not listening to any of the warnings he has made to get them to be quiet,this breed will threaten the whole class with a detention when nothing else can be done to stop the classes ongoing onslaught of screaming.But in general this specific breed of science teachers are very intelligent and will teach you really well if you pay attention to what they say and don't misbehave in their class like what a student should be doing

Jimm: OMG!! have you seen how angry mr scobie got a michelle
Kyle: yh bro, he screamed ENOUGH SHUT UP!!!!!! at the top of his lungs

Mr Scobie by YeetusYeetus CommitSelfdeletus August 5, 2019

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Ewan Scobie

he is an idiot who made us go in from PE early because he wouldn’t go in goal and he says he has a six pack but he obviously doesn’t.Also in English he literally couldn’t open a window because he’s that weak and he said “I didn’t want to break the window” Ewan just shut up

he’s so annoying - girl 1
well obviously he’s Ewan Scobie - girl 2

Ewan Scobie by John Cena’s Dad December 14, 2019

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